• Hank Green: If you could eliminate a word from the English language, what would you eliminate? No one could ever say it again.
  • Charlie McDonnell: Moist.
  • Hank Green: Moist? Dude! You know that that's my favorite word!

textsxfromxhomestuck:

textsxfromxhomestuck:

In which Dad dad-jokes John into telling him he’s adopted

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY WHY DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST 2,000 NOTES YOU ALL ARE KILLING MY PHONE WITH ALL OF THESE NOTIFICATIONS HELP IM NECK DEEP IN LIKES AND REBLOGS

  • Germania: Hello Teutonic Knights
  • Prussia: Omg dad nobody calls me that anymore I go by Prussia now get with the times
  • Germania: Is that supposed to sound "cool" or something
  • Prussia: Yes
  • Germania: You're a loser. Now where is Holy Rome
  • Prussia: DAD

neighneighjaeger:

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

ThATS A TROMBONE YOU UNEDUCATED PIZZA CRUST

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

aofvoid:

HIGHLY INAPROPRIATE FREEZER LANGUAGE

(Source: milkykkuma)

just-another-dream:

np900:

IT WAS A PHASE!!

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I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset
itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1)

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

(Source: sassykardashian)

fallontonight:

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

fallontonight:

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 
dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen)